I have had to complain about the BBC complaints cock-up, for which there is yet another complaints procedure. This one advises that there are so many complaints they cannot reply to my complaint.
I recall a Monty Python lady "Complain? We 'ad to complain about complaining . . !!!" (Or is that my imagination?)
"I'll tell you what I'll do fer you . . . I'll do nothing . . . But you'll have to wait . " Roy Kinnear as gatekeeper in Jonathan Miller's BBC TV version of Alice.
The Spirit of the Beeb, always new comedy in action.